BREAKING NEWS: The original habitat used to grow Donald Trump’s hair has been located in Tromsø, Norway, one of the northernmost cities in the world. Scientists confirm that Trump, just like the Biblical Samson, draws most of his power from his hair.
Jokes aside, there has been much speculation about Donald Trump’s hair. Michael R. Cunningham, Ph.D., a professor and psychologist at the University of Louisville, thinks that Trump just likes it that way, whereas Dr. Paul McAndrews, a dermatologist who specializes in hair restoration, suggests three other reasons why Donald Trump might choose a comb-over: “To hide baldness, to hide a bad transplant, or to hide a flap surgery scar.”
OK, enough with the suspense. Brace yourselves! You’re in for a harry ride!